What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 12:06

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
How did you as a human being change while growing up?
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Have you been arrested or investigated?
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What are some ballbusting stories?
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.